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[19:08] <Alex_Track> Is the GNS mistaking or do i have 401 new notifications in less hten an hour>? [19:08] <Ten> 404 [19:08] <Ten> 405 [19:08] <Alex_Track> So there is a coup on ? [19:08] <Ten> 404 planet switches, one leader switch [19:08] <Alex_Track> looks like someone just f*ed the GE [19:09] * Venix (~chatzilla@SWC-IRC.852799B9A6506B.SWC) has joined #SWC-Members [19:09] <Ten> indeedely [19:09] * Orphaea is now known as Orphaea_Imperium [19:09] <Alex_Track> Congrats Orphaea [redacted] [20:11] <Lance_Freewill> whats up whit GE? [20:12] <Ten> vodo got tired and is dissolving it [20:12] <Lance_Freewill> :P [redacted] [20:31] <Borr_Fedick> hmmmm so anyoe know what's going on with GE planets? [20:32] <Ten> apparently orphaea stole them [20:33] <Borr_Fedick> seriously? [20:33] <Bane> more like comadeered them :P [20:33] <Ten> well, that's what orphaea lets on =p [20:34] <Ten> he could be lying, I guess :) [20:34] <Borr_Fedick> just seems funny to steal from GE considering he gave them 2 sectors not too long ago [20:34] <Ten> and now he took them back :D [20:35] <Bane> lol [20:35] <Bane> and he commandeered it godamit :) [20:35] <Orphaea_Imperium> Fear me. [20:35] <Borr_Fedick> oh lol, I only just realised it was those 2 secotrs that have gone [20:35] <Bane> he has a browning [20:35] <Evan_Cornforth> where is your factions website Orph? [20:36] <Evan_Cornforth> I get some placeholder thing [20:36] <Orphaea_Imperium> yeah, the server's being dodgy [20:36] <Orphaea_Imperium> I'm trying to fix it [20:38] <Vonar> Go make he pay a fine! [20:38] <Vonar> :P [20:39] <Evan_Cornforth> my silence can be bought with 1 planet! [redacted] [20:47] <Clarr> wait, so, what actually happened to the GE? [20:48] <Nalah> looted har har [20:48] <Talor> Sin gave Orph loot privs [20:48] <Talor> and unprotected shit for him [20:48] <Talor> :( [20:48] <Orphaea_Imperium> btw, Sin [20:48] * Orphaea_Imperium hands over sack full of money [20:48] <Bane> im still wondering how all this stuff got public :\ [20:48] <Nalah> £_£ [20:48] <Bane> or was it meant to? :P [20:48] <Talor> then I tried to reverse it and Sin removed my privs here and in SWC [20:48] <Talor> it's so wrong [20:48] <Nalah> wait, aussie, so...$_$ [20:48] <Ten> and then he jacked off [20:49] <Talor> See? no half-op! [20:49] <@Zhao> literally jacked off [20:49] <Talor> so rude [20:49] <@Zhao> It was amazing [20:49] <Ten> amazingly short [20:49] <Nalah> Sin is so corrupt...he should be in politics [20:49] <@Zhao> ^.^ [20:49] * Ten waits for vodo's traders lounge post! [20:49] <@Zhao> <Nalah> Sin is so corrupt...he should be in politics [20:49] <Talor> Only requirement Sin put to Orph was that his new faction should be called the Kangaroo Federation [20:49] <Clarr> so I'm confused, why didn't he take coruscant? [20:49] <@Zhao> I plan on running in the next election ^.^ [20:49] * K[a]rnak is now known as Karnak [20:50] <@Zhao> Because it was protected I believe? [20:50] <Ten> duh [20:50] <Evan_Cornforth> that would just be mean Clarr :P [20:50] <Talor> Veynom had it perma-protected! [20:50] <@Zhao> lol [20:50] <@Zhao> Loser [20:50] <Talor> Sin couldn't un-protect it. :7 [20:50] <Nalah> Your powers are weak....young man [20:51] <Talor> and in reality Keir is behind all this [20:51] <Bane> lol [20:51] <Talor> Orph is just a puppet [20:51] <Vonar> I thought it was BS..... [20:51] <Talor> no silly [20:51] <Nalah> He should have waited till talk like a pirate day then [20:51] <Clarr> quick, sync, and with the new population rules that convieniently updated *2500 to *250000, and the introduction of temporary sith force powers the GE can easily cover up this unfortunate loss [20:51] <Talor> when you see NR looted, that's BS [20:51] <Ten> [11:31:21] <Ten> ETA: until keir claims it as an eidola sting? [20:51] <Ten> old! [20:51] <Bane> lol [20:52] <Talor> In reality this is april fools [20:52] <Ten> I was thinking that [20:52] <Talor> we're going by the SWC calendar this year [20:52] <Nalah> Well, Sin is totally still Eidolan...it all makes sense [20:52] <Talor> Mark this day! [20:52] <Ten> but it's still two weeks away from april fools in upside down land [20:53] <Clarr> ohai, i too would like some of GEs planets [20:53] <Talor> would you like to have their DCs instead? [20:53] <Talor> Sin was selling them for beer earlier [20:53] <Clarr> what would a mining faction do with ship DCs! [20:53] <Talor> all PMs about it should go to him [20:53] <Jaxom_Sky> same thing any faction does with any DCs :P [20:53] <Jaxom_Sky> send faction hoppers and use them :P [20:54] <Clarr> BJ4DC? [20:54] <@Zhao> lol [20:54] * Jando blinks at events [20:54] <@Zhao> How is this becoming about me? :P [20:54] <Talor> SOLD [20:55] <Clarr> you send first [20:55] <Nalah> Jando, you need to stop smoking that pot :P [20:55] <Talor> Because it's a known secret Orph has bribed you, ergo proven you're bribeable, ergo you be the front for admin conspiracies from now on. :) [20:56] <Jando> I'm seeing shit [20:56] <Ten> clean your room [20:58] * Nalah is now known as Nal [20:59] * Clarr is now known as Cla 04[21:10] <Cla> Orphaea_Imperium, did you steal any ships as well? [21:10] <Cla> well, not "steal" perhaps "liberate" [21:10] <Bane> Commandeer* [21:10] <Bane> :) [21:11] * Cryingstar makes a long "hmmmmm" [21:11] <Cla> I wonder what happens if the GE dissolves (obviously it won't - but that would be an awkward situation) [21:12] <Ten> the next gov on the list will become the new GE [21:12] <Ten> determined alphabetically [21:12] <Cla> Galactic Empire [21:12] <Cla> Hapes Consortium [21:12] <Cla> I agree [21:12] <Cla> Hapes deserve it [21:12] <Talor> QJJ will take over the GE! [21:13] <Talor> oops [21:13] <Talor> it's KAT now =7 [redacted] [21:21] <Orphaea_Imperium> <Cla> Orphaea_Imperium, did you steal any ships as well? <--- 2 SSDs, 3 ISDs, 7 VSDs and an Acc ;o [21:21] <Cla> can I have a VSD? [21:21] <Orphaea_Imperium> lol... no, I didn't get any tech [21:21] <Bane> can i have an SSD [21:21] <Bane> :) [21:21] * Talor takes away the Acc [21:21] <Ten> <Orphaea_Imperium> 2 SSDs, 3 ISDs, 7 VSDs and an Acc [21:22] <Bane> although i might ram the SSD into a planet by accident.... [21:22] <Urthadar> You'd think Vodo would have heard about this fascinating little feature known as Asset Protection. [21:22] <Orphaea_Imperium> <Talor> Only requirement Sin put to Orph was that his new faction should be called the Kangaroo Federation <--- god I want to change Nikar's name to that now [21:22] <Ten> so do it [21:22] <Bane> lol [21:22] <Cla> did you take any credits? [21:22] <Urthadar> then again, Vodo does have Veynom which is the ultimate Asset Protection system :P [21:22] <Talor> Go for it! [21:22] <Talor> :p [21:22] <Cla> actually, can you itemise your haul into an excel spreadsheet? [21:22] <Ten> already done [21:23] <Ten> the list is up for auction on cpm [21:23] <Cla> (autofilter headers, facet by type and cpm value, thanks) [21:23] <Talor> Veynom hardcoded everything Orph didn't take to SWC [21:23] <Squall_Chitose> I won't let this build up inside of me. [21:23] <Urthadar> maybe Veynom will be disappointed in Vodo and dispose of his reign :P [21:23] <Jando> dream on [21:24] <Bane> lol [21:25] <Urthadar> Finally, a medical faction with a purpose to exist. [21:25] <Cla> I have already voiced my anger at this action! TO THE FACTION WEBSITE REPORT FORM! [21:26] <Cla> http://www.swcombine.com/community/factionchecks/ [21:26] <Urthadar> I'm pretty sure a couple million in fines dwarfs whatever they hauled out of GE :P [21:26] * Talor takes random assets due to the severity of lacking faction stuff [21:27] <Cla> it's done by percentage of leaders ego [21:27] <Urthadar> that's not possible [21:27] <Jando> A medical group that managed to get 415 planets over night from one of the bigger and best structured governments, shitty RP but a hell of an accomplishment. [21:27] <Urthadar> if it was based on percentage of leader's ego, all major governments would be bankrupt [21:27] <Cla> I'd be worried about our server if we had to calculate people's egos [21:27] <Jando> that is just rude [21:29] <Urthadar> I wonder if Vodo goes to the Traders Lounge and makes a topic calling Orph a thief :P [21:30] <Talor> That's cherrypies job [21:30] <Orphaea_Imperium> looters aren't thieves anymore, remember? [21:30] <Orphaea_Imperium> >.> [21:31] <Urthadar> doesn't stop people from making the posts anyways [21:31] <Orphaea_Imperium> <Jando> A medical group that managed to get 415 planets over night from one of the bigger and best structured governments, shitty RP but a hell of an accomplishment. <--- to be fair... they were very sick. [21:31] <Cla> I would like my scammer tag removed then :( [21:31] <Urthadar> see...Vodo was visited by this really hot slutty nurse [21:31] <Urthadar> and while he was distracted [21:31] <Jando> LOLZ [21:31] <Urthadar> she took the deed for property on 415 planets [21:32] <Urthadar> injected him with a sedative [21:32] <Urthadar> and ran :P [21:32] <Bane> lol [21:32] * Cryingstar laughs [21:32] <Cryingstar> that [21:32] <Cryingstar> 's not good RP ;p [21:32] <Urthadar> sure it is! [21:33] <Urthadar> oh wait [21:33] <Urthadar> yeah [21:33] <Urthadar> replace "hot slutty nurse" with "half-naked male nurse" [21:33] <Urthadar> ok, NOW its good RP [21:33] <Cla> but hte nurse had a fantastic hatt [21:34] <Ten> wasn't even 415 planets [redacted] [22:23] <Talor> Oh cool [22:23] <Talor> an actual old-fashioned bank robbery [22:25] <Dac_Kain> but no jawa [22:25] <Talor> Orph is a robot operated by a jawa in realit [22:25] <Talor> y [22:26] <Talor> Jawa in turn is being run by Sin [22:26] <Talor> scary isn't it?! [22:26] <Bane> no, he is operated by a Moth that has the voice of Cartman in South Park :) [22:27] <Cryingstar> "screw you guys I'm going home" [22:28] <Bane> Team America tehehehe [redacted] [11:23] * Emperor_Cherokee is now known as Cherokee [11:23] * Cherokee is now known as Emperor_Cherokee [11:25] * Orphaea_Imperium is now known as Executor_Imperium [11:28] * Bryce is now known as Prince_Bryce [11:28] * Paparrin is now known as Emperor_Palparrin [11:28] <Emperor_Cherokee> I'm sorry, c-cup turned down my offer of the Executor's post. [11:29] <Emperor_Palparrin> that bitch [11:30] <Gilboa> :O [11:30] <Prince_Bryce> There is a situation with GE? [11:30] <.Light> hee, c-cup. [11:30] <Nathan> That GLobal just confused the hell out of me [11:30] <.Light> man [11:30] <.Light> my day has been made, people. [11:30] <@tycho> you got a new coffin? [11:30] <.Light> hats, c-cups, vodo, and something about a panda [11:31] <Nathan> I think a lot of ex-imperials' day was just made [11:31] <David_Crow> Congrats Your majesty [11:31] <Geno> The situation has been seen to: [11:31] * FCPL_Winslow (~lukewinsl@SWC-IRC.7310AC4436F79.SWC) has joined #SWC-Members [11:31] <Geno> [20:29:57] <Geno> What's a GE? [11:31] <Geno> [20:30:27] <Lord_Jackson> O_o [11:31] <Geno> [20:30:32] <Lord_Jackson> General electric? [11:31] <@£> PNADA [11:31] <Geno> PANDA [11:31] <@£> WHERE [11:31] * Doctor_Azala_Naranek buys a lightbulb. [11:31] <Dac_K[a]in> I thought Jackson was a whirlpool man [11:31] <Emperor_Palparrin> hihihi [11:31] <Vonar> Just what is the situation? :P [11:31] <@£> Did you not read the global [11:31] <.Light> PM jackson to find out! [11:31] <Geno> Nothing that concerns you. [11:31] <@£> Sheesh [11:31] <@Lord_Jackson> Oh suck me sideways, Syn [11:31] <Dac_K[a]in> Cherokee double parked a SSD [11:31] <Nathan> Vodo has stepped down as the Emperor of the Galactic EMpire, with now-Emperor Chereokee stepping up into the throne. [11:31] <.Light> I don't know what that means [11:32] <@Lord_Jackson> For the record, only Geno pm'd me [11:32] <Dac_K[a]in> the parking ticket was huge [11:32] <.Light> Tycho's description of Phryss: [20:28:30] <tycho> it is like the face has 2 mouths and the first mouth is crying [11:32] <@Lord_Jackson> stopit tycho [11:32] <@£> >: ( [11:32] <@tycho> that face works!@ [11:32] <@£> I do not have two mouths. [11:32] <Emperor_Palparrin> im gonna miss manny [11:32] * Light is now known as Emperor_Light [11:32] <Dionaea_Kuat_Morgarr> WOW THE COMBINE IS ACTIVE [11:33] <.Emperor_Light> is not [11:33] * Geno is now known as Emperor_Sin`X [11:33] <.Emperor_Light> oh shit my handle isnt actually light [11:33] * Lord_Jackson is now known as EotKG_Jackson [11:33] <.Emperor_Light> I forgot my name [11:33] * Emperor_Light is now known as Emperor_Stefan [11:33] <.Emperor_Stefan> I.. think? [11:33] <.Emperor_Stefan> I so confused [11:33] <Emperor_Palparrin> yes yes thats correct [11:33] * David_Crow is now known as Crow [11:33] <.Emperor_Stefan> CAW [11:33] <@EotKG_Jackson> No, syn, your name is crog [11:34] <.Emperor_Stefan> what [11:34] <.Emperor_Stefan> I'm not c-cup [11:34] <@EotKG_Jackson> crog [11:34] <Prince_Bryce> Cherokee is king! [11:34] <.Emperor_Stefan> will the real c-cup please stand up [11:34] * Prince_Bryce joins the empire [11:34] <Emperor_Palparrin> hes gone honey [11:34] * Nicholas_Piega is now known as Piega|out [11:34] <Hardolaf> Emperor_Cherokee, does this mean that you are permanenent leader of GE? [11:34] <.Emperor_Stefan> not if I draw first blood [11:34] <Emperor_Palparrin> only until c-cup returns [11:35] <Emperor_Palparrin> charoky said c-cup turned down executor position [11:35] <@£> Needs more emperors. [11:35] <.Emperor_Stefan> I know right [11:35] <Emperor_Palparrin> that only means he is takin emparor [11:35] * Emperor_Stefan is now known as light [11:35] * £ is now known as Emperor_£ [11:35] <@Emperor_£> Â£mperor [11:35] * light is now known as Emperor_Stefan [goes on in this way for about three hours]