GNS ISSUES AN IMMEDIATE WARNING TO ALL PERSONS

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A newscaster appears on the screen, wide eyes still scanning the datapad he was just handed. Composing himself, he looks into the CamDroid.

"We apologise for this breaking news bulletin, but the producers at the Galactic News Service felt it was important to immediately report on a news tip coming to us from a Dresselian nationalist, who has given us advance notice of an Eidola plot."

"Unfortunately, while some of the plot is given in fairly detailed terms, other parts are still unfortunately vague, meaning we are uncertain who the exact target of this Eidola raid is going to be."

"We are certain that the raid has been planned for at least 4 months, involves the use of shaped explosive charges, and has been code-named Operation "Vengeance is Mine".

"We are less certain on the exact location of the attack, but can say with 100% certainty that it is going to be taking place within the borders of one of the following sectors"

"We have limited the threat to these nine sectors, meaning that everybody in the other 39 sectors are completely safe for the time being, but to everybody currently stationed inside one of the nine sectors we listed, GET OUT NOW"

"We cannot empathize this point enough, the danger is imminent and the threat is deadly. The Eidola Pirates have failed in their raids very rarely, and chances are that this raid will be equally successful and will leave dead bodies in its wake. Whether you are building cities, flying an Imperial warship, capturing slaves in the jungle, vacationing in the skyhooks, everybody who remains inside these systems is at risk - no matter how safe your superiors assure you that are."

The broadcaster wipes a bead of sweat from his brow in a heavily cliched movement, and takes an even more cliched deep breath before finishing.

"We at the Galactic News Service wish all of our viewers safety and sanctuary from the bloody reign of these pirates, and have done everything in our power to warn you about this impending threat. Your safety is now in your own hands."


Hacked by: Teniel Djo Faction: Eidola Pirates Date: Year 7 Day 296

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