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| name = "Honest" Jic Uiji
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| name = Honest Jic Uiji
 
| image = [[File:Fat_jawa.png‎ ]]
 
| image = [[File:Fat_jawa.png‎ ]]
 
| homeworld = Tatooine
 
| homeworld = Tatooine
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| born = Y -6
 
| born = Y -6
 
| languages = Jawaese, Jawa Trade Talk, Bocce, Huttese, Basic (cannot speak), Droidspeak (partial)
 
| languages = Jawaese, Jawa Trade Talk, Bocce, Huttese, Basic (cannot speak), Droidspeak (partial)
| quote = "I am an honest and reputable trader"
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| quote = "I didn't need him then, I won't need him now"
 
| gender = Male
 
| gender = Male
 
| height = 3'7" or 1 R2 droid
 
| height = 3'7" or 1 R2 droid
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| hair color = Ginger/Red
 
| hair color = Ginger/Red
 
| eye color = Yellow
 
| eye color = Yellow
| affiliation = [[Uiji Family Farm]]
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| affiliation = [[JicBank Investment Firm]]
 
| title = Honest
 
| title = Honest
 
| rank = Chief Jawa
 
| rank = Chief Jawa
| prior affiliation = [[Cybot Galactica]], [[The Exchange]], [[Kerdos Company]]/[[Kingdom of Elysia]], [[Eidola Pirates]]
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| prior affiliation = [[Cybot Galactica]], [[Kingdom of Elysia]], [[Uiji Family Farm]]
 
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Jic Uiji is allegedly a [[Jawa]] and regularly calls himself honest.
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Jic Uiji is allegedly a [[Jawa]] and regularly calls himself honest. He is well known for the many turns in his life, with it frequently being turned upside down.
  
=Biography=
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==Biography==
Honest Jic is well known for being one of the greatest sentients in the galaxy and is a well known connoisseur of droids. He is rumored to be one of the most Honest sentients in the galaxy, frequently stating "A deal is a deal is a deal" and never going back on them. This has made him an ideal trading partner, with his always offering of crazy low prices and then delivering on them. Jic is also a renowned philosopher, often giving out pieces of wisdom over hijacked broadcast channels, giving wisdom about trading, races, and how to dress modestly in an increasingly immoral world. He was chosen as Mr Universe Y18 due to his dashing Jawa figure. He is also known for charity work, regularly being given large donations for poorly defined goals like "Helping Jawas" which gets spent promptly and reasonably. He became a well known partygoer, and can be seen sporting a colorful hat of unclear planetary origins while drinking cheap beer at many galactic functions. Jic is also known for being a good person and of a high moral standard, regularly opposing the increasing lack of morals in the galaxy. Particularly, the practices of marital infidelity and fornication are opposed by him. Jic can regularly be seen in taverns claiming to be a high ranking sith member and that he can "totally prove it after another beer", proof has not yet been provided. The Jawa claims to have once personally met God and was commanded to become even richer by him, God declined to comment on this matter. In a conflicting story he claims God has attempted to kill him and rob him multiple times, but never succeeded against the witty Jawa. He was recently seen claiming to be a high priest of a cult focused around the worship of droids, which you could buy from him for crazy low prices. Everyone is known for loving Jic, and he is on record as having been hugged by some of the strongest sith in the galaxy, and the strongest dog in existence.  
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Jic was born into his [[Jawa]] clan's fortress in west [[Tatooine]] in the year -6. Here he was taught and raised by his mother along with his other plentiful siblings. Due to his many siblings there was often little time when he felt truly loved and special, but this was the fate of most Jawa children. The young Jawa spent most of his days playing around with broken droids, seeing what he could craft from the broken parts. This all ended one day when some tusken raiders attacked the fortress. While they did not manage to cause much damage to the fortress and their were no casualties, Jic's mom got scared and sent him to live with his auntie and uncle Ric Uiji who was the cook on the clans sandcrawler. Jic didn't want this kind of life on the "roads" of Tatooine so begged and pleaded to stay, but his mother wouldn't have it and sent him on his way. After reaching the sandcrawler Jic learned much about trade, which he later used to become on of the most respected Jawa traders in the galaxy.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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[[Category:Banks]] [[Category:Jawas]] [[Category:Men of Integrity]]

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Honest Jic Uiji
Fat jawa.png
Biographical Information
Race Jawa
Homeworld Tatooine
Clan Uiji
Mother Jarkosapig Uiji
Father Niko Uiji
Marital Status Divorced (Drath're'skal), present is epic and classified
Siblings Countless Jawas
Children Jocelyn Rashes
Born Y -6
Languages Jawaese, Jawa Trade Talk, Bocce, Huttese, Basic (cannot speak), Droidspeak (partial)
Quote "I didn't need him then, I won't need him now"
Physical Description
Gender Male
Height 3'7" or 1 R2 droid
Weight Impressive
Hair Color Ginger/Red
Eye Color Yellow
Political Information
Affiliation JicBank Investment Firm
Title Honest
Rank Chief Jawa
Prior Affiliation Cybot Galactica, Kingdom of Elysia, Uiji Family Farm

Jic Uiji is allegedly a Jawa and regularly calls himself honest. He is well known for the many turns in his life, with it frequently being turned upside down.

Biography

Jic was born into his Jawa clan's fortress in west Tatooine in the year -6. Here he was taught and raised by his mother along with his other plentiful siblings. Due to his many siblings there was often little time when he felt truly loved and special, but this was the fate of most Jawa children. The young Jawa spent most of his days playing around with broken droids, seeing what he could craft from the broken parts. This all ended one day when some tusken raiders attacked the fortress. While they did not manage to cause much damage to the fortress and their were no casualties, Jic's mom got scared and sent him to live with his auntie and uncle Ric Uiji who was the cook on the clans sandcrawler. Jic didn't want this kind of life on the "roads" of Tatooine so begged and pleaded to stay, but his mother wouldn't have it and sent him on his way. After reaching the sandcrawler Jic learned much about trade, which he later used to become on of the most respected Jawa traders in the galaxy.