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| name = "Honest" Jic Uiji
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| name = Honest Jic Uiji
 
| image = [[File:Fat_jawa.png‎ ]]
 
| image = [[File:Fat_jawa.png‎ ]]
 
| homeworld = Tatooine
 
| homeworld = Tatooine
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| mother = Jarkosapig Uiji
 
| mother = Jarkosapig Uiji
 
| father = Niko Uiji
 
| father = Niko Uiji
| marital status = Divorced ([[Drath're'skal]]), present is epic and classified
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| marital status = Rumored
| children = Jocelyn Rashes
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| children = Rumored
 
| siblings = Countless Jawas
 
| siblings = Countless Jawas
 
| born = Y -6
 
| born = Y -6
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| died = Soon
 
| languages = Jawaese, Jawa Trade Talk, Bocce, Huttese, Basic (cannot speak), Droidspeak (partial)
 
| languages = Jawaese, Jawa Trade Talk, Bocce, Huttese, Basic (cannot speak), Droidspeak (partial)
| quote = "I am an honest and reputable trader"
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| quote = "I didn't need him then, I won't need him now"
 
| gender = Male
 
| gender = Male
 
| height = 3'7" or 1 R2 droid
 
| height = 3'7" or 1 R2 droid
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| hair color = Ginger/Red
 
| hair color = Ginger/Red
 
| eye color = Yellow
 
| eye color = Yellow
| affiliation = [[Uiji Family Farm]]
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| religion = [[Jawa Industrial Magi]]
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| affiliation = [[Jawa Offworld Enterprises]]
 
| title = Honest
 
| title = Honest
| rank = Chief Jawa
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| rank = Important
| prior affiliation = [[Cybot Galactica]], [[The Exchange]], [[Kerdos Company]]/[[Kingdom of Elysia]], [[Eidola Pirates]]
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| prior affiliation = [[Eidola Pirates]], [[Cybot Galactica]], [[The Exchange]], [[Kingdom of Elysia]]/[[Kerdos Company]]
 
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Jic Uiji is allegedly a [[Jawa]] and regularly calls himself honest.
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| quote = I have this weird feeling... Jic is going to make a lot.
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| person = Mishka Sorokin, moments before Jic sold a freighter for 5% of market value as a part of a failed auction scheme.
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Jic Uiji is a [[Jawa]] typically known for his frequent involvement in varying schemes for profit and advancement of his own political interests. Not to be confused with his relative [[Dric Uiji]].
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=Biography=
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[[Category:Banks]] [[Category:Jawas]] [[Category:Males]] [[Category:People]]
Honest Jic is well known for being one of the greatest sentients in the galaxy and is a well known connoisseur of droids. He is rumored to be one of the most Honest sentients in the galaxy, frequently stating "A deal is a deal is a deal" and never going back on them. This has made him an ideal trading partner, with his always offering of crazy low prices and then delivering on them. Jic is also a renowned philosopher, often giving out pieces of wisdom over hijacked broadcast channels, giving wisdom about trading, races, and how to dress modestly in an increasingly immoral world. He was chosen as Mr Universe Y18 due to his dashing Jawa figure. He is also known for charity work, regularly being given large donations for poorly defined goals like "Helping Jawas" which gets spent promptly and reasonably. He became a well known partygoer, and can be seen sporting a colorful hat of unclear planetary origins while drinking cheap beer at many galactic functions. Jic is also known for being a good person and of a high moral standard, regularly opposing the increasing lack of morals in the galaxy. Particularly, the practices of marital infidelity and fornication are opposed by him. Jic can regularly be seen in taverns claiming to be a high ranking sith member and that he can "totally prove it after another beer", proof has not yet been provided. The Jawa claims to have once personally met God and was commanded to become even richer by him, God declined to comment on this matter. In a conflicting story he claims God has attempted to kill him and rob him multiple times, but never succeeded against the witty Jawa. He was recently seen claiming to be a high priest of a cult focused around the worship of droids, which you could buy from him for crazy low prices.
 
 
 
 
[[Category:Banks]]
 

Revision as of 18:29, 10 December 2019

Honest Jic Uiji
Fat jawa.png
Biographical Information
Race Jawa
Homeworld Tatooine
Clan Uiji
Mother Jarkosapig Uiji
Father Niko Uiji
Marital Status Rumored
Siblings Countless Jawas
Children Rumored
Born Y -6
Died Soon
Languages Jawaese, Jawa Trade Talk, Bocce, Huttese, Basic (cannot speak), Droidspeak (partial)
Religion Jawa Industrial Magi
Quote "I didn't need him then, I won't need him now"
Physical Description
Gender Male
Height 3'7" or 1 R2 droid
Weight Impressive
Hair Color Ginger/Red
Eye Color Yellow
Political Information
Affiliation Jawa Offworld Enterprises
Title Honest
Rank Important
Prior Affiliation Eidola Pirates, Cybot Galactica, The Exchange, Kingdom of Elysia/Kerdos Company
"I have this weird feeling... Jic is going to make a lot."
— Mishka Sorokin, moments before Jic sold a freighter for 5% of market value as a part of a failed auction scheme.


Jic Uiji is a Jawa typically known for his frequent involvement in varying schemes for profit and advancement of his own political interests. Not to be confused with his relative Dric Uiji.