Jic Uiji

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Honest Jic Uiji
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Biographical Information
Race Jawa
Homeworld Tatooine
Clan Uiji
Mother Jarkosapig Uiji
Father Niko Uiji
Siblings Countless Jawas
Born Y -6
Languages Jawaese, Jawa Trade Talk, Bocce, Huttese, Basic (cannot speak), Droidspeak (partial)
Religion Jawa Industrial Magi
Quote "I didn't need him then, I won't need him now"
Physical Description
Gender Male
Height 3'7" or 1 R2 droid
Weight Very Impressive
Hair Color Ginger/Red
Eye Color Yellow
Political Information
Affiliation Jawa Offworld Enterprises
Title Honest
Rank Important
Prior Affiliation Eidola Pirates, Cybot Galactica, The Exchange, Kingdom of Elysia/Kerdos Company
"I have this weird feeling... Jic is going to make a lot."
— Mishka Sorokin, moments before Jic sold a freighter for 5% of market value as a part of a failed auction scheme.


Jic Uiji is a Jawa typically known for his frequent involvement in varying schemes for profit and advancement of his own political interests. Not to be confused with his relative Dric Uiji. Rumors suggest that Jic is a Jawa, these appear to be correct.

Jawa Offworld Enterprises

Jic is mostly known for his role in the foundation of as well as in the current operations of Jawa Offworld Enterprises. Due to cited difficulties in the galaxy for Jawas to find success on their own, Jic along with fellow Jawas and business partners Ini Kedi and Kolomon Seph decided that for Jawas to truly find success it was important for them to band together. In the years since formation Jic has been seen at almost every major event in JOE's history, with his largest public role being during the JOE salvaging at the Battle of Nimban where he was able to apply the skills he'd learned from working with pirate outfits to assist in the salvage of a large number of hostile DNA basher ships.

Politics

Jawas

Jic is know for his strong pro-Jawa views. These include the controversial belief that Jawas were the first race in the galaxy as well as the idea that Jawas have superior natural abilities in most if not all areas. However, most of Jic's pro-Jawa

Humans

Jic has repeatedly stated that humans are intentionally eradicating and enslaving alien, aka non-human, populations. This has made it historically incredibly wary of any government, or even any group, led by a human. Additionally, Jic has repeatedly extended these beliefs from traditionally anti-alien governments such as the Galactic Empire to more "innocent" governments, some which even describe themselves as multi-racial utopies. These governments are viewed as simply taking more insidious long term measures to eradicate alien populations, such as through covert mass sterilization. However, Jic has also stated that he believes many if not most humans are innocent in these nefarious anti-alien plots, with it being near impossible to prevent the general alien public of being aware of the plot if every human was aware of it.

Taxation

Taxation is largely viewed as one of the vehicles with which governments are able to enforce control of the general, alien, populace. Through taxation on specific activities planetary and sector governments take an unreasonable role in regulation of personal activities. However, it is often clear that Jic is anti-taxation mostly because he does not enjoy paying taxes. Jic has been repeatedly accused of tax avoidance and has notably faked his own death in order to escape the statute of limitations for taxation in at least one system.

Anti-Jawa Design

The practices of many governments with regards to ensuring Jawa accessibility to government programs, employment, and more has often been cited by Jic as measures designed to restrict the movement of the Jawa populace. These include height limits for certain occupations, taxation, and droid rights laws.

Alien Puppet Governments

Jic has accused many non-human led governmental entities of being puppets placed in mock leadership positions by their human masters. The exact process by which Jic determines which governments are puppet governments is typically almost entirely based on how pro-human the government is as well as the rates of human population growth in their territory.

Force Testing Alien Infertility

Jic has repeatedly came out against the practice of mass force testing of sentients, especially by governments that are dominated by human leadership. While this is often done for the claimed purpose of ensuring that if someone has the potential to benefit the galaxy with their midichlorian gift, Jic views it as being done for the almost sole purpose of suppressing alien populations. Precise sources are not available, but the Jawa has repeatedly claimed that the processes for force testing were largely designed for safe testing on humans and human adjacent species. Additionally, he has claimed the process of force testing especially at a young age causes infertility in a large number of aliens.

Politicization of Justice System Against Jawas

Jic has often cited the criminal justice system as being a key tool used by the humans in keeping the Jawa populace suppressed. This belief is mostly fuelled by a number of high profile cases, such as the imprisonment of Het Patchateeka, murder of Garik Loren, and the death of Uli-ah Gafsa.