Jic Uiji

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Honest Jic Uiji
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Biographical Information
Race Jawa
Homeworld Tatooine
Clan Uiji
Mother Jarkosapig Uiji
Father Niko Uiji
Siblings Countless Jawas
Children Rumored
Born Y -6
Languages Jawaese, Jawa Trade Talk, Bocce, Huttese, Basic (cannot speak), Droidspeak (partial)
Religion Jawa Industrial Magi
Quote "I didn't need em then, I won't need em now"
Physical Description
Gender Male
Height 3'5" or a wee bit below 1 R2 droid
Weight Impressive
Hair Color Ginger/Red
Eye Color Yellow
Political Information
Affiliation Jawa Offworld Enterprises
Title Honest
Rank Important Jawa
Prior Affiliation Eidola Pirates, Cybot Galactica, The Exchange, Kingdom of Elysia/Kerdos Company
"I have this weird feeling... Jic is going to make a lot."
— Mishka Sorokin, moments before Jic sold a freighter for 5% of market value as a part of a failed auction scheme.


Jic Uiji is a Jawa typically known for his frequent involvement in varying schemes for profit and advancement of his own political interests. Not to be confused with his relative Dric Uiji. Rumors suggest that Jic is a Jawa, these appear to be correct.

Jawa Offworld Enterprises

Jic is mostly known for his role in the foundation of as well as in the current operations of Jawa Offworld Enterprises. Due to cited difficulties in the galaxy for Jawas to find success on their own, Jic along with fellow Jawas and business partners Ini Kedi and Kolomon Seph decided that for Jawas to truly find success it was important for them to band together. In the years since formation Jic has been seen at almost every major event in JOE's history, with his largest public role being during the JOE salvaging at the Battle of Nimban where he was able to apply the skills he'd learned from working with pirate outfits to assist in the salvage of a large number of hostile DNA basher ships.

Food

Jic is a known connoisseur of food. Rumored to have spent a large part of his childhood learning to be a cook, the Jawa has taken an interest in many foreign foods and methods of food preparation. However, he still has a soft spot for the Tatooine classics.

Eggs

Jic has been known to frequently indulge in the Jawa delicacy of eggs, typically referred to as the sweet "sooga". While on Tatooine it was highly rare to get to enjoy this delicacy there was also next to no variety, with it almost always being from a Bantha. Since leaving Tatooine Jic has experimented with different creature eggs in an attempt to find the perfect egg for Jawa consumption. However, this is one of the more expensive pursuits in the galaxy with many eggs being exceedingly rare and difficult to purchase.

Hubba Gourds

A classic of the Tatooine diet the Hubba Gourd is a vegetable that forms the base of many Jawa dishes. Naturally, Jic, as almost any Jawa would have, has acquired a taste for it and has historically traveled with a large reserve of hubba gourds, preferring to eat them over many human ration packs. However, Jic has been seen experimenting with different methods of cooking the hubbas, including deep frying.

Mynock Legs

One of the more foreign foods Jic is reportedly a fan of, the humble mynock leg was introduced to Jic at one of the first swap meets he visited. This greasy street food quickly became one of the favorite foods of Jicand is responsible for at least 20% of the Jawa's large body mass. Since his discovery of it, Jic has invested heavily in the supplies to cook his own fried mynock legs and briefly owned a corporation that produced and sold them. Those visiting Jic Uiji at any swap meet will likely notice the remnants of this.

Politics

Jawas

Jic is known for his strong pro-Jawa views. These include the controversial belief that Jawas were the first race in the galaxy as well as the idea that Jawas have superior natural abilities in most if not all areas. However, most of Jic's pro-Jawa

Humans

Jic has repeatedly stated that humans are intentionally eradicating and enslaving alien, aka non-human, populations. This has made it historically incredibly wary of any government, or even any group, led by a human. Additionally, Jic has repeatedly extended these beliefs from traditionally anti-alien governments such as the Galactic Empire to more "innocent" governments, some of which even describe themselves as multi-racial utopias. These governments are viewed as simply taking more insidious long term measures to eradicate alien populations, such as through covert mass sterilization. However, Jic has also stated that he believes many if not most humans are innocent in these nefarious anti-alien plots, with it being near impossible to prevent the general alien public from being aware of the plot if every human was aware of it.

Taxation

Taxation is largely viewed as one of the vehicles with which governments can enforce control of the general, alien, populace. Through taxation on specific activities planetary and sector governments take an unreasonable role in the regulation of personal activities. However, it is often clear that Jic is anti-taxation mostly because he does not enjoy paying taxes. Jic has been repeatedly accused of tax avoidance and has notably faked his death to escape the statute of limitations for taxation in at least one system.

Anti-Jawa Design

The practices of many governments with regards to ensuring Jawa accessibility to government programs, employment, and more has often been cited by Jic as measures designed to restrict the movement of the Jawa populace. These include height limits for certain occupations, taxation, and droid rights laws.

Alien Puppet Governments

Jic has accused many non-human led governmental entities of being puppets placed in mock leadership positions by their human masters. The exact process by which Jic determines which governments are puppet governments is typically almost entirely based on how pro-human the government is as well as the rates of human population growth in their territory.

Force Testing Alien Infertility

Jic has repeatedly come out against the practice of mass force testing of sentients, especially by governments that are dominated by human leadership. While this is often done for the claimed purpose of ensuring that if someone has the potential to benefit the galaxy with their midi-chlorian gift they can use it, Jic views it as being done for the almost sole purpose of suppressing alien populations. Precise sources are not available, but the Jawa has repeatedly claimed that the processes for force testing were largely designed for safe testing on humans and human adjacent species. Additionally, he has claimed the process of force testing, especially at a young age, causes infertility in a large number of aliens.

Politicization of Justice System Against Jawas

Jic has often cited the criminal justice system as being a key tool used by the humans in keeping the Jawa populace suppressed. This belief is mostly fuelled by a number of high profile cases, such as the imprisonment of Het Patchateeka, murder of Garik Loren, and the death of Uli-ah Gafsa.

Religion

Jic is a follower of the Jawa Industrial Magi religion, with specific beliefs that are hardline Jawacentric with strong polytheistic and mystic elements. Some of the more radical of these include the idea that evil deities such as the God of Rust and the God of Unrealized Losses actively interfere with the workings of the galaxy through what is effectively the direct control of often force attuned humans.

History

Little has been found detailing Jic's life on Tatooine before leaving for the stars; however, the passenger log of a shuttle places Jic as having first left the planet on the very last day of Y17.

Swap Meet Trader

Jic's start in the galaxy came from one very specific event, the 3rd Uli-ah Gafsa Memorial Swap Meet hosted on Kiffex. Exact details regarding what occurred there are scarce, but it appears that a series of events unfolded that saw Jic coming in with next to nothing and eventually flying away with a freighter owned entirely in his name. However, what is clear is that whatever went down was highly turbulent. Reportedly the Jawa was both robbed by and almost killed by Kray Voh "The face eater" and Jic was also seen being unceremoniously thrown out of the Krieg's Run Racing due to supposed race interference. Since then he has been seen at every galactic swap meet since.

Pirate Accountant

With some ill gotten gains in his pocket and some new enemies, Jic was quickly propelled into piracy. Working with the Eidola Pirates, Jic used his business savvy to assist in better monetizing a number of the "assets" that the pirate government had acquired. Frequenting the Y`toub system for several months Jic essentially worked as a contractor for the group, working his way up in their trust of his abilities. At his peak, Jic was responsible for a crew of some 100 builders, all alien, and ensuring their cohesion in a number of dangerous building projects on the gas giant Kiskua. This segment of his life eventually ended after an incident in the jungles of Nal Hutta where Jic was kidnapped by slavers, who appear to have turned on Jic after some scheme of the Jawa went awry. However, the underworld connections Jic made in this period would often be used by him when attempting to source special goods.

Legitimate Businessman

Piracy was too high stress, a few weeks after finally getting free Jic cut business ties with the pirates. Heading off again to the stars from Nal Hutta Jic first sought work with Kerdos Company under Dhar`ghul Khrog. However, this quickly fell apart with the Jawa viewing the Nikto leader due to differences over salvaging practices. Picking up odd jobs along the way, Jic eventually found himself working with The Exchange almost entirely. Working in exploration and salvage during the Tynna incident Jic located the mysterious hidden planet of Tynanni as well as assisting in repelling pirate attackers from the meridian TDF Delta while rescue efforts led by Impa Xio could assist in field repairs on the ship. Quickly working his way up the ranks, Jic quickly took entire control of The Exchange, even though rumors persisted that Impa Xio continued to run it from the shadows. After several months of aggressive expansion into exploration and salvage, the more criminally minded in the organization pressured Jic into early retirement. [REVIEW AND ADD CYBOT]

Gentlejawa Pirate

Legitimate business just wasn't going to work, it would take too long to achieve any measure in the galaxy as a Jawa. The times were hard and every last credit had to be fought for. [WIP, EXTEND]

The Jawa Agenda

[WIP, discuss JOE part 1, before tatoo]

Tatooine

[WIP, discuss JOE part 2, after tatoo]