III Comcerial Announcement

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Posted by Orikazi Soulblade on Year 5 Day 164

Onboard the L-500 Space Liner L-500 Bob in system Corellia.


The Room is dark and your GNS is inturrupted with a Comercial. Hi I am Orikazi Soulblade, and I am here to talk to you today about Hand Guns. Hand Guns can be a great detterent. Got a Problem? Buy a Handgun. Some wife cheating cheating on you, with her X boyfreind? Kill Them. a Little Poor? Hold up a convenient store, while your at it on the way out grab some intergallactic pretzles and beer. Dont want to wait the Ten Days to buy one? Call us and we will hook you up with a great deal, so you can Cap them NOW!

please Call 1-900-III-GOOD for more details