Vodo is a Knob

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Posted by Jeric Sensar on Year 0 Day 0

Onboard the Dreadnaught Heavy Cruiser Battering Ram at galactic position (71, -327).


Jeric "DruG" Sensar appears without any fancy intro and is surrounded by innumerable nude females of human species.

"Vodo, you knob. It's Jeric Sensar. Sith, can't even spell a simple name yet they are to be feared?"

"In case you didn't know. I stole from a few people. The bulk amount, about 220m was stolen from Black Sun members. Good job on the intel, again. I won't be around anymore. I'm going to make my rounds with all these women, and repeat until my dong falls off."

"Felix, I hope you get crotchrot. DruG out."

The transmission cuts out, but not before you see drug drop his pants and moon the holocam.