A Slight Misunderstanding

Posted by Jeric Sensar on Year 0 Day 0

Onboard the Dreadnaught Heavy Cruiser Funeral Bell

A Slight Misundersanding - A story by Tarren Taksakamoto of GNS

We were called to the City of Odium on Mon Calamari this week by a rather curious individual who goes by the alias "DruG." He represents the Galactic Salvage Inc. group and claims that Colonial Shipworks is, and I quote "as full of shit as my ass." Needless to say, the interview was hard to conduct. I had to ask questions numerous times, as DruG kept staring at my chest mindlessly. What follows is the edited condensed version of the interview.

Tarren: Mr. Sensar, you say that it is not Colonial Shipworks that owns Mon Calamari, but Galactic Salvage Inc.

DruG: Whoa lady, call me DruG, unless you want to just scrap this interview and find some nice hotel room, then you can call me whatever you want. I got a brother, he'd be down for something wild.

Tarren: Uh, let's just stick to the questions.

DruG: Whatever. GSI owns this waterlogged planet. The only thing Colonial can do is pay us taxes or (The following was edited out for content.)

Tarren: My goodness you have a mouth on you. Very well, and if Colonial does not want to pay taxes?

DruG: (This response was edited as well.)

Tarren: Well, thank you for your time. Is there somewhere that the public can reach you for more information on the situation?

DruG: (Indecent proposal) but seriously, jericsensar@earthlink.net . Please, all you hot females out there, label the nude photos "NUDE" so that I can ignore the others and get straight to you.