Malebranche condemns Jedi Thieves

Posted by Teniel Djo on Year 0 Day 0

Onboard the YV-666 Pyromaniac at galactic position (63, -64).

It was with a heavy heart that I read the news this morning, disheartened to hear that nobody thought themselves as under a moral guideline anymore. It is sad to read that perhaps the most trusted Jedi in the entire game has stooped so low as to betray his post in life, and become a criminal, and then attempt to justify it as white-collar crime.

I am sorry to see that Mokbar is not the only Jedi who has abandoned his post in life, and can only hope that Reajid Nero has the courage to defend justice as the Jedi code demands, and enact justice on the guilty parties :(

Those who are not self-labelled criminals working in a criminal faction such as Malebranche, Black Sun or Raptor Pirates, have no cause for theft, and no excuse to become criminals. I only wish that each member of the galaxy had the testicular fortitude to obey their station in life.

Starting today, as part of a new initative, all Malebranche members will be forbidden, on threat of expulsion, from trading with *any member* of a non-criminal faction that harbours thieves, until said factions arrest, execute or expel said thieves from their fold.

At this time, all members of the following factions are under an economic boycott, unable to reap the benefits of commerce with any Malebranche-aligned faction.

Storm Securities

Paradox Resource Exploration

United Network Bank

Jedi Praxium

I read the news today oh boy

About an unlucky man who made a trade;

And though the news was rather sad

the guilty man would only laugh

as he penned Ethan's epitaph.

He left on his legacy quite a mar

He didn't realise that the stakes had changed

A crowd of people stood and stared

They'd heard his name before

Nobody was really sure

But wasn't he a Jedi Councillor?

I read the news today oh boy

A thousand mourned and shed a tear,

Because one was so trusting and naive,

he thought that Jedi would not thieve

Now they know how many scars it takes to cause a man to leave.