Pirates strike; Sabaoth Destroyer Stolen!

Posted by Teniel Djo on Year 0 Day 0

Onboard the Drop Ship Transport DST at galactic position (103, 32).

In what appears to have been a joint operation between the forces of the infamous pirate Teniel Djo, and the dark jedi Thraken Solo, a Sabaoth Destroyer, a large capital ship that has become the trademark of the Wraiths in recent years, was hijacked last night. It is the only example of such a ship falling into private hands, coming scant weeks after Teniel Djo became the first person to own Sabaoth Defenders, a much smaller craft of the Wraiths, modelled after the Sabaoth Destroyer.

This disturbing report marks the first time the two of them have been connected to a single crime, pointing to a new trend among the rival pirates to work cooperatively on a large-scale project. In response to this large-scale hijacking, Imperial Officials at X-110 have confirmed that the Death Star has been put on Red Alert, with extra commando units added to the already strong presence of military personnel, as well as extra-strength durasteel cables thoroughly lashing the Death Star to Marharwen

The renegade pilot who agreed to be interviewed only on the condition we not mention his name, is shown below in a photograph our tricky reporters got of him using a spy camera. (Our exclusive contract slyly left out any legal ramifications of photographs). This picture was snapped as he jubilantly counted his earnings.

`This is really kriffing awesome he was heard to exclaim loudly I can't believe I've finally found a group willing to pay me what I'm worth, instead of 10k a month! .

Venix Soyak, the leader of The Wraiths, was not quite so pleased, when his aides informed him of the daring starlight hijacking.

We are still waiting on the official response from Venix Soyak, his office not having returned our preliminary phonecall.