The 1st Annual Wild Wookie Hunt and Safari

Posted by Vodo Bonias on Year 0 Day 0

Onboard the Victory Star Destroyer I Widow Maker at galactic position (229, -264).

Greetings Citizens of the Galaxy.

It is with great pleasure that I announce the first inter-galactic Wookie Hunt and Safari.

The Bastion Soap Factory and the Kessel Spice Miners Union are proud to sponsor the first annual Wookie Hunt and Safari.

The Wookie Hunt and Safari will take place on the planet Kashyyyk next week.

The licenses will be available for hunting in the southern hemisphere of Kashyyyk, where wild, uneducated Wookie are known to roam.

Imperial Game and Wild Life officials even have documented accounts of an albino Wookie buck, known among locals as "Whitey", eating trash from a dumpster at one of the unofficial hunting camp sites.

The Imperial Game and Wild Life department will release 10 Wookie hunting license for this hunt. The cost for each license is 150,000 credits. The license will allow you to bag and tag one wild wookie from the southern hemisphere of Kashyyyk. The hunter that bags the largest Wookie will win a YT-510 and a gift certificate for a free "stuff and mount" at a Coruscant taxidermy.

The Imperial Game and Wild Life department is looking for additional corporate and private sponsors. A sponsor will not only get their name associated with this very important hunt, designed to thin the wild and uneducated Wookie population, but will receive the 1 million credits for each license fee sold under their sponsorship. Each corporate and private sponsor will be asked to provide a freighter class ship (YT-1300 and above) to the hunter that bags the largest Wookie buck.

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Since Wookie hunting is not yet programmed into Darkness, this will essentially be managed as a raffle.

A sponsor will be responsible for 10 license. Each license will cost a participant 150,000 credits. Each sponsor will retain the proceeds from the paid license fee. The sponsor will be asked to conduct a drawing and randomly select the winning license. The holder of that license will win the YT class freighter provided by the sponsor.

Each sponsor will have to sell 10 license (or raffle tickets).

The odds are 1:10.

Send your inquiries to manny.flores@comcast.net.