Where in the world is Teniel Djo?
Article posted on the Galactic News Service by Doc Jessa on Day 158 of Year 11.
The following message has been relayed through the communication channels Fuzz Inc. via the realm of the Binaros Smuggling Alliance...
Piracy rages throughout the galaxy, pillaging the masses without regard or mercy. A Gamorrean working two jobs to feed his bantha herding family is just as vulnerable to a piracy attack as the gigantic governments spanning the sectors of the galaxy. If one played a game of Word Association with the words piracy, theft or manipulation, no doubt one name would be heard emanating from the voices of shared children, that name is Teniel Djo. I’m Doc Jessa for Fuzz Inc. reporting on the Pirate Queen, and her sudden disappearance from public light. Much speculation and rumour has hit the galaxy ranging from a power struggle between Warlord Squall Chitose and the Pirate Queen for control of Eidola, with Teniel coming off second best, to rumours about Teniel becoming intoxicated on Jawa Juice and accidentally stumbling into a Ryll shipment bound for the Unknown Regions and finally possible speculation about accidentally locking herself in an Escape Pod which is now currently floating around Imperial Space, without any forms of communication. Only time will tell however.
The distant daughter of Keir Santage was once a prominent figure throughout the galaxy. Still featured as one of the most wanted sentients in the galaxy by a number of known governments in the galaxy, she is responsible for some of the vilest acts of piracy the galaxy has ever seen. Through individual acts of unspeakable manipulation against such prominent trading figures as once Corporate Sector Authority leader Midge Cellewan, and Trade Federation Viceroy Jacob Jansen right through to simple Imperial Recruits, and joint operations with Adam A Flynn destroying the Corporate Sector Authority (rebuilt years later only to suffer a hostile takeover by Imperial Forces lead by Grand Moff Orphaea Imperium), or through the guise of Eidola, infiltrating countless corporate entities, smuggling illegal drugs and illicit operations through the unsuspecting fronts before stripping them of every asset in their arsenal. Such acts were deplorable to the galaxy, but admired and encouraged by the criminal lower class and scum of the Outer-Rims of space. Similar antics can be spoken about her father Keir Santage, he himself was able to accomplish a great number of thefts himself and as one always says, like Father, like Daughter. One could almost assume they’re the same person for their talents are of such an equal caliber.
However, as the pages of her dairy gather dust, having not been scribed since Day Four of Year Eleven, one must begin wonder where the pirate queen of Eidola has gone. Not since challenging the galaxy to find her ship, the Supremacy-class Attack Ship known as the Gráinne Ní Mháille or attempting to acquire every Bayonet Class Cruiser in the galaxy through acts of piracy has the pirate queen been seen frequently. Her once common frivolities were encouraged by a number of law enforcement agencies throughout the galaxy to help ascertain her location, however efforts failed after her entire fleet was rechristened the Gráinne Ní Mháille deceiving common scanning and intelligence techniques, while her ever-so brilliant manipulation methods had people handing over Bayonet Cruisers too frequently to track their movements. Previously handing the reigns of the Eidola Pirates to Sin Jade, and more recently Warlord Squall Chitose, she now lurks the shadows out of the public eye. Should could be searching the Unknown Regions for new sources of the rare Ryll drug, or plotting another mass military junta, but constant communication intercepts claim to place her in the Inner-Regions of the galaxy. As Imperial Union operatives attempt to track her movements, sentients of the galaxy must be prepared for anything. Her methods of manipulation and deception rival no other. She could be infiltrating your organization, your religion even your family. Despite a number of requests however, no-one inside the Imperial High Command or Imperial Royal Guard has removed the Emperor's cloak for verification of Vodo Bonias, for all we know that could be Teniel Djo!
Fuzz Inc. has been able to acquire through encrypted protocols, a number of artists perceptions of what Teniel Djo could look like to assist in locating her. If you do notice an individual like this in your local area, I urge you to contact your local authority immediately…
As she still remains at large with rewards of up to fifty million credits dead or alive, her next strike will no doubt be quick, calculated and merciless. Governments will be disgusted, Pirates will be ecstatic, and Fuzz Inc. will no doubt report it, but one question still remains, Where the bloody hell is Teniel Djo? Fuzz out.
