Evan Conforth incident

During the Battle of Sacorria and while assisting a group of wookiee builders Wing Commander Cornforth passed out for more than 40 minutes outside his ship, risking his life. A transcript of the radio communication during the Evan Conforth incident was published a few years later.

[11:50] <Rekka> hey, it appears that Evan is just standing here on the ground...
[11:50] <Andre> wow
[11:50] <Andre> he is?
[11:50] <Rekka> yep
[11:50] <Biffis> wow
[11:50] <Biffis> Evan is ballsy
[11:50] <Andre> do you have cuffs?
[11:50] <Andre> I'll issue an arrest for him
[11:50] <Rekka> kk
[11:51] <Rekka> oh, no i don't
[11:51] <Andre> do you have cuffs?
[11:51] <Rekka> :(
[11:51] <Andre> damn
[11:51] <Andre> sh*t sh*t sh*t
[11:51] <Rekka> any in the YT or Bulk?
[...]
[12:12] <Andre> Rekka, beat the crap out of Evan
[12:12] <Andre> lol
[12:12] <Rekka> lol
[12:12] <Rekka> i has a Stunmaster!
[12:12] <Walter> what do they teach these guys at SFC??!! And he's the instructor!
[12:12] <Andre> see that Ruben?
[...]
[12:30] <Evan_Cornforth> phail
[12:30] <Evan_Cornforth> my bad
[12:31] <Ruben_Wan> Evan enter the ship IMMEDIATELY
[12:31] <Evan_Cornforth> i'm alive
[12:31] <Lani> yay!
[12:31] <Rekka> WOOT!
[12:31] <Franco> I could hug you, Evan
[12:31] <Rekka> i was FREAKING OUT MAN!
[12:31] <Biffis> cheers
[12:31] <Franco> we were woooried
[12:31] <Walter> woooo!
[12:31] <Taka_Aioko> I'm still going to arrest Evan
[12:33] <Evan_Cornforth> I don't understand
[12:33] <Taka_Aioko> you already got us worried last night when you picked up those builders while the enemy ship was in the same spot as you, lol