Hrchacca
| Hrchacca Tcuk | |
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| Biographical Information | |
| Race | Wookiee |
| Homeworld | Kashyyyk, Mytaranor (Sector) |
| Born | 5 B.C.G.T. [22 B.B.Y.] |
| Physical Description | |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 2.10 meters |
| Coloring | Ranging from tan and buff to light brown shades |
| Political Information | |
| Affiliation | The Exchange |
| Title | Undermajordomo |
| Prior Affiliation |
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Hrchacca Tcuk (pronounced / jɑːʧɔːkə khxʊk / or [yhar-chahk-ah kh-uk]) is a figure of slight renown in the business of blast door-installation and starship maintenance. Hrchacca knows it’s best to keep his head down and earn your eighty credits a day. Who’d want to be an officer anyways with all that force-choking going on?
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Biography
> Duct tape is like The Force.
> It's what's inside that counts.
There’s not a lot Hrchacca wants you to know about him. Not even seemingly innocuous things, like where he keeps his mint condition Maur "Hyperspace" Howins smashball-card or what kind of doughnuts he ate to pile on 40 pounds on his last trip to Malastare (Devaronian Devil Girl, it transpires). He balks at even revealing the names of his two dim-witted Battle droids, as if, like the backwards tribes of Yelsain II, he fears that doing so would rob them of their souls.
> He shot a dianoga once.
Hrchacca shot a dianoga once. Why? I have no idea. But he swears by all that he holds sacred: this story is true. Hrchacca is not much of a hunter. True, he is responsible for dispatching to the afterlife a host of cosmic fauna, yet hunting is simply a distraction for him. A pastime, if you like, an activity that plays second fiddle to what is his real profession: blast door-installation and starship maintenance. When he’s planet-side installing blast-resistant doors he oftentimes carries his A280 carbine with him. Dispatching gizkas and –rarely– a wild wampa is an expression of boredom. As for mynocks and womp rats, they pose a creditable threat to the paint-job on his starship, thus he rarely spares a second thought blasting them on sight.
> In his latest display of sith-awful judgement.
