Avast Ye Scurvy Spacedogs, Eidola Be Havin' a Giveaway

Posted by Teniel Djo on Year 5 Day 292

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Y'arr, this here day is a fine day in pirateland, be ye a pirate or not. For today we all getta shiver each other's timbers, swab our poopdecks and hang pinatas from the yardarm, cuz yer see matey, today be Talk Like a Pirate Day!

In celebration of this here holleyday, we at Eidola be havin' a special kinda gift for ye all, 100,000 stolen credits for each person that sends ye favourite pirate, Teniel Djo, a Darkness Message proving that ye can talk like a pirate with the best of them! And fer the maggot that speaks the bestest piratey talk, we have a separate treasure chest bearing a million stolen credits!

So tear a hole in ye pants, gather yer sealegs, find a parrot and go out there and talk like the best damned pirate ye can be!