Use your Illusion

Posted by Zorran Black on Year 5 Day 255

Onboard the YV-666 Lottery at galactic position (330, -3).

Sources report that Eidola pirates have gone on a huge drinking binge and are suffering from delusions of grandeur, their latest so called conquest of the capture of the Myorzo Corporation employee Revaro, was the result of 3 days on the turps. Some what deluded they believed to have caught Revaro, unfortunately for them they have caught a Gammorean named Rhonda who was known to work the streets of Coruscant and to give a lonely pirate some lovin.

I can tell you with certainty that Revaro is safe and well and currently traveling in hyperspace on his way to a diplomatic meeting.

My sympathies go out to the Eidola pirates that will wake in a day or two with sore heads and a very annoyed Rhonda who will want her fee paid before she bangs some heads together and demands to be returned to her home