The Grandest Fester

The Grandest Fester
Biographical Information
Race	Unknown
Homeworld	Unknown
Physical Description
Gender	Unknown
Height	Unknown
Political Information
Affiliation	Unknown

Galactic Champion, Grandest Champion, Galactic Grand Champion, Grandest Galactic Champion, Victorious Conqueror of Known Galas. The Grandest Fester has as many names as festivals across the galaxy, all earned by his uncanny penchant for unparalleled victory.

Having no known affiliations or machinations, the mysterious being known as the Grandest Fester can be found across the galaxy wherever there is a party or merriment afoot, regardless of invitation. Within such celebrations, the Grandest Fester will usually be found invested in whatever games of sport or chance are available. His attire makes him easy to spot: A red hood in Life Day colors shrouding shiny black Mandalorian armor and a brace of lit candles from the Naboo Festival of Light tied to his head with a Boonta Eve racer’s bandana — which is primarily there to keep the sweat off his visor.

Legends

- Champions are the breakfast of The Grandest Fester.
- The Grandest Fester drinks a blaster pack in the morning instead of cup of caf.
- The Grandest Fester sleeps with a pillow under his blaster.
- Legend has it The Grandest Fester doesn’t have a bellybutton, because no mother’s hips are wide enough to birth his level of success.
- The Grandest Fester doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
- When The Grandest Fester took over Quantxi, their chief export became pain.
- When The Grandest Fester trains with a remote, the remote gains experience.
- The hyperspace disturbance was originally created to keep The Grandest Fester out; it didn’t work.
- The Grandest Fester once won a festival without even attending.
- Life day is actually about thanking The Grandest Fester for letting the galaxy live.
- When The Grandest Fester lands on Tatooine the jawas don’t junk his ship, they junk theirs and give him the parts.
- A sarlacc pit once fell into The Grandest Fester.
- The Grandest Fester invented Hyperspace when he kicked someone so hard it broke the speed of light.