Special Report: Love and Imperials

Posted by Rick Olie on Year 5 Day 337

Onboard the YG-4210 ROS G00gle in system Pantolomin.

Endeavor Logo comes onto the screen. An automated message is spoken and written. "This message has no relation to Endeavor Corporation or its owner. This message is brought to you by Endeavor's Galactic News Posting Service. " The logo and message fades as the message comes to view.

--Message from: Brooks--

The latest GNS from Gabby Storm has lead to academics realizing an emerging trend, when Gabby opens her mouth, no one cares.

Indifference is the best way to describe the galactic reaction and this trend is only said to be gaining momentum.

However, following Gabbys latest post, a leak in Imperial Intel provided important information to the GNS.

This new decree is an attempt to hide the fact Gabby wants to move past friendship and date Malakai Brooks, the galactic sex icon.

It is widely believed that Malakai Brooks is way to good looking to be permanently banned from anywhere and that this ban is only temporary.

Apparently the Princess has her knickers in a knot because Brooks left yesterday morning without saying goodbye